Captions please

[Alan 45]

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Here's my effort

" I told you it was a bad idea to let women join the army "

Sorry Monica couldn't resist :D

 

[papa 695]

Well that new floatation device didn't work

 

[peterairfix]

Sarge i think i've flooded the engine.

Peter t

 

[mobear]

you said buy a fish tank

 

[Rob1]

Told you ALWAYS walk it first.

or

Stupid boy

 

[Lee W]

Ever get that sinking feeling sarge?

Lee

 

[Ian M]

I know I said I needed a bog, but this wasn't quite what I had in mind.

Ian M

 

[spanner570]

"Now I've got mud on my face."

"Never mind, I'm sure I have a hankie in one of my overall pockets, let me have a feel"

 

[downscale model art]

you can put all this behind you when you start your first shift at mcdonalds sarge

 

[Ziper_it]

"Now this is our problem, why are you laughing?"

"Cause I'm thinking about all those modelers buying a 200 dollars kit with all PE and resin and showing only ten percent to make a diorama of us"

 

[Harry Labanville]

"if it sinks a bit more,

we can tell the Sarge it was nicked"

 

[Gern]

"I knew I shoulda turned left at Albuquerque!"

Gern

 

[eddiesolo]

On tonight's program: Hammond, Clarkson and May turn their hand at making a budget slashing amphibious tank...I mean, how hard can it be?

Si

 

[eddiesolo]

First guy: "I take this is mud?"

Second guy: "Yeah, why?"

First guy: "Well, we are all in the mud when we get out if here."

Third guy: "Guys, a little help..."

Or.

First guy standing: "I know we shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night!"

Second guy standing: "I...feel...ill..."

Terry poking out: "I am so sorry lads..."

Si

 

[Ziper_it]

"Ouch, we are in a sea of mud!"

"Well, if it freezes we can skate!"

When one says an optimistic person

 

[Adrian "Marvel" Reynolds]

Unless you've seen The Full Monty my comment will make no sense

Passer by " You alright?"

first guy,,,," I, not so bad"

2nd guy " Not so F'ing bad!! What sort of reply was that? "

first guy,,,," I was trying not to draw attention to us"

Adrian

 

[PaulTRose]

if i liked water this much id have become a fishhead not a pongo!

:P

 

[0ne48thtel]

And tonight Mathew I'm going to be a submariner

 

[flyjoe180]

Up a a creek, so who brought the paddle?

 

[yak face]

S**t ! there goes my no claims bonus!!