Funny captions for this please.....

[spanner570]

Blame the wife for this, it was her suggestion......

"Sir, don't look round, just keep swimming" (From the original 'Jaws' film)

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Next please.....

 

[Richi72]

Nice one Ron it looks like a scene from land of the giants.

But the ship could use a little weathering.

Cheers Richi

 

[spanner570]

No offence Richie, but you've missed the point of the thread, I haven't done the weathering on the destroyer yet....I just wanted a funny caption.

Cheers,

Ron

 

[Richi72]

No offence taken, i did understood that it should be a funny caption, but i tought it could also be a real setting for sci fy movie :rolleyes:.

Hans i said to you, you cant play with your rc toys here.

Cheers Richi

 

[Laurie]

Whoopsy how did I get here. I was moored in the Thames last night.

Very nice Ron.

Laurie

PS I do know this is not the Belfast. Just thought I would scotch that.

 

[Gern]

"This will teach that Gulliver not to mess with the Lilliput navy!"

Gern

 

[Alan 45]

You know Hans this new pocket battleship is not living up to expectations !!

 

[eddiesolo]

Soldier on bridge to guy walking behind: " I knew the boss liked playing with model boats but this is ridiculess."

Or.

"You vant to zee the size of hiz rubber-ducky!"

Si

 

[Alan 45]

Man in river

"Pfft he says if I swim in the river again he'll send a destroyer to get get me out !!! I'd love to see that !"

Man on bridge

" er Hans whatever you do don't turn round !"

 

[Lee W]

Ooo hello sailor!

 

[spanner570]

Or....."Never mind the idiot in the water, someone get ashore and see if the miller has 120 Baguettes to sell!"

 

[Alan 45]

Soldier on bridge

Hey gruber that ship you've built is big but has no detail

Man in river

I'm not listening hum de dum hum

 

[Polux]

For me it's ok Ron....but now, well...I'm just quite worried for your wife's suggestions

 

[Caledonia]

Wow a Stealth Destroyer.

 

[Laurie]

First Lieutenant "Captain the Enginneering Officer has just called to ask if you have seen an OLD Spanner up there. He adds apparently listed as a 570"

Laurie

 

[mobear]

you said lets play at `pooh sticks` didnt think it would be like this

 

[peterairfix]

To the tune of stingray "srinkray srinkray".

Peter t

 

[spanner570]

Seaman Staines had to stop pulling the destroyer, the tow rope had broken again!

 

[john i am]

Trust the Germans to up the anti on riverboat shuffles

 

[0ne48thtel]

Hans when you said put your hands up your englander accent was very convincing. Now can I put them down