Funny captions for this please.....

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These jap sat navs are rubbish this is definitely not London bridge, and what's that idiot doing in my way.
 

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Hans "B4"

Gruber " you shrunk my battleship " ,
 

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"Cambridge were determined not to be beaten by Oxford in this years boat race"
 
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Sorry Paul.

"Cambridge were determined to be beaten by Oxford in this years boat race"

Laurie
 
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England player in one day cricket game.

It is a great shame. If we had scored more runs we may have beaten them. :eek:

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Scotland Independence.

QUOTE by a Scott business man on the referendum

With a very serious face he says and great judgement. "It is down to the Scottish people to decide". :rolleyes:

Wow great bit of logic I had not thought of that one.

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"Herr Leutnant, we have the Englishman Laurie up against the wall. Shall we do the honours, so you can carry on playing with your new toy?"
 
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Ron you cannot do that I have my "handys high". Plus I am zee engleesh geentlemun. :rolleyes:

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Capitainee. Vee ave just received the Englishee sheeping forecast.

It says Ronald's Way eest calm seas. So here we are in zees Ronald's Way.

But theese man on the bank say eee is Ron. Eee say knot stay ear. Eees say wife knot appy wiff buggy boat in er pond.

Okie dokey Capitanee usee biggee gun.

Capitanee Laurie
 
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Man in river "But Sir you said to prime the ship ready for battle" !!!
 
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noble

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when hans said his was as big as a destroyer, I thought he was pedantic.

scott
 
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Heh schmit "whats big and grey and sneaks up on naked german officers".

scott
 

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I think were gonna need a bigger boat!
 
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