Caption comp - nice landing

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Bunkerbarge

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Well we haven't had one of these for a while how about:

Landings at the new resort remain tricky until the runway is completed.

or

"But the lights on the end of the pier looked like landing lights!"
 
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alan2525

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"Topless bathing proven to be a safety concern with low flying aircraft"

"It's a bit distracting flying the plane when Bruce Willis keeps fighting people on the wings though!" - Die Hard 4

"...and I normally find beach holidays so boring - do they crash the plane like that every day??"

"Next time just use a speedboat when you want to go water skiing like everyone else!"

"That landing was much smoother than the last Ryan Air flight we went on!"

"Can you do that one more time?? - I still had the lens cap on!"

"Well it was awful nice letting me have a go - but I think you should take over the controls again now"
 
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davidpal92

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nice responses, i will post 1 every now and then if i get round to it

hmmmm got a Gd 1 for next time..............

( RC plane/boat orientated (as thats what i'm into))
 
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tag

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Sorry for late reply;

I told you Mr Bush even the Russians never got a Flying Submarine working properly
 
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jankers

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I know the new fashion is point-to-point flying , but this is ridiculous!

J.
 
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tag

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OR:

Hello Tower

Yes we have a small problem I seem to have flooded the Carburettors again:

smile11:
 
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Spook

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I know the pilot liked the tv series lost, but he's gone a bit too far now!
 

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'Next time we are doing some low flying Hoskins & you you yell out we are propless,make sure it does not sound like Topless !!'
 
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backonthecase

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"Lesson 2 - How to tell the difference between an aircraft and a boat"
 
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tag

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Or;

Master its the plane its the plane

(for the not so old from Fantasy Island)
 

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And the flying submarine came gently to rest on the beach.

or.

I tols you she wasn't topless, but would you belive me? No you just had to get a closer look didn't you!!!
 
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bribri10307

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captin i think were to cloce to the ground no pace me another nipe:hipno::driver::welldone::plane::vacat::poster_oo:beer::sorry::nocom::beer2::score:
 
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Spyderman_uk

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I don't care if the instructor said "Any landing you can walk away from is a succesful one".

How do you plan to take off?
 
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tag

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Or:

See its a lot harder to land on a beach anyone can put down on a river
 
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Deere-est

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Obama resorts to asking sunbathers to help bail out Boeing during credit crunch. ...
 
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