Lets have your one liners!

[spanner570]

Seeing as there are a few jokes flying around at the minute, I thought it about time we had a caption comp. Dug this up from my piccies.

No prizes, just glory!

I'll start it off with:

"Truthfully Hans, does my new nail varnish colour suit me?"

Next Please.

Ron

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[Centurion3RTR]

'I'm tellin' ya, it was this big'

 

[phalinmegob]

"does my hand look too big to you ?"

 

[peter22]

"Tea breaks over, and the auto pilot must be getting tired"

peter

 

[Bunkerbarge]

......and you pull it slowly until the creamy head just touches the top of the glass.

 

[sprayman]

"I think we will get more kills if we sit in the plane"

 

[Ian M]

I am in my finger a splinter got. Vil I get a discharge from the doctoren? Its very much swollen! See!

 

[m1ks]

Right, which smartarse took my cup of tea?

 

[Bunkerbarge]

So do you want the chicken or the beef?!!

 

[Gern]

"I told you to turn RIGHT at the end of the runway!"

Gern

 

[Spyderman_uk]

Do you think they will give us a lift to the front if they are going that way?

 

[backonthecase]

"Oh los ist eine komplette joke Fritz, ja? Firzt du get lozt on ze vay home, but zen you lett ze map blow avay...."

 

[Centurion3RTR]

"The plane boss, the plane"

And all you young'uns google Fantasy Island

 

[yak face]

" I can see the pub from here!! or " This seemed like the perfect spot for Dieter to try out his new invisible fishing rod"

 

[dm73]

I can't believe it!!, fifty thousand pilots in the luftwaffe and you pick the same outfit as me!!!

 

[spanner570]

Then there is the old chestnut.........

"I am telling you for the last time Hans, that Focker diving at us is a Spitfeur!"

 

[tr1ckey66]

...and this is how you hand jive!

Paul

 

[Lancasterb1]

Look I know Ve Have broken down Hans but I called the AA and they said they will be with us within the hour!

 

[travellingman49]

And that cloud over there looks like a rabbit.

 

[simontie]

"should have gone to spec savers"